Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for…

“I have chosen Mr Baggins and that ought to be enough for all of you. If I say he is a Burglar, a Burglar…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

I have an unconscious burglar living in my mind: If I read something, it's mine.

— David Eddings

Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm.

— Allen Carr

“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more readily than…

— Thomm Quackenbush

“There should be a soundtrack playing for me as I walk down the street... And for what I'm about to do, cosplay is for…

— S.R. Wilder

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

— Bill Maher

Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer…

— Sam Ewing

It is the first time the burglar has been appointed as caretaker.

— Gough Whitlam

If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle…

— Ian Holloway

“Gya!! Stay away from me, weirdo! I'll press the burglar alarm!”

— Peach-Pit

The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

— George Bernard Shaw

If I heard a noise at night, I'd think there was a burglar sneaking around; the first thing I'd do was check on my…

— Angus Young

“Margo?" came Mom's voice from the kitchen. "Honey, is that you?" I rolled my eyes. "No, it's a burglar. I've come to steal all…

— Lindsay Ribar

Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will be a…

— Jon Katz

“I am like a burglar that can't get away, but must go on miserably burgling the same house day after day. —Bilbo Baggins”

— J.R.R. Tolkien