Gya!! Stay away from me, weirdo! I'll press the burglar…

“We kiss until the alarm sounds off on my phone.”

— Colleen Hoover

I don't use an alarm, though sometimes Alexa wakes me, especially if I have to get up at a certain time.

— Randy Rainbow

The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on.

— Candace Bailey

There's gonna be a lot of slow singin' and flower bringin' if my burgalar alarm starts ringin'

— Biggie Smalls

I have slight attention-span issues, so I will often wander off, and then I will be alerted - in inverted commas - when the…

— Sue Perkins

As Secretary of Housing, I do have to express alarm, signal the alarm if you will, that the potential for homelessness to grow is…

— Henry Cisneros

To-night I am going to take a party to the headquarters of the fire department, where I have a cinch on the captain, a…

— Richard H. Davis

We've already seen digital picture frames pre-loaded with viruses; I'm not eager to have my refrigerator hacked or my alarm clock turned against me.

— Jamais Cascio

You lock your windows before you leave. You put on an alarm if you live in the country because you know that there are…

— Judy Sheindlin

Waking up naturally to light is way better. It feels way better than waking up to an alarm.

— Mat Fraser

It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible…

— Dana Gould

I'm like a fire hose when the alarm goes off in a battle against a woman. Don't ever count me out.

— Bobby Riggs

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police..

— Mitchell Sakundiak

“Tip #2: No more alarm clocks”

— Mary Helen Conroy

I don't set the alarm to get up. I get up when I feel like it.

— Patricia Highsmith