Son-- "We don't need ladders, we have obsidian, bro."…

“Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy." Mommy-- "What?”

— Mel Brown

“Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

“How was one to answer these meaningless questions, really? 'A fine day today, is it not, sir? How was your walk? I trust you…

— Joanna Davidson Politano

“Ok, let me just write that down for you since you seem to think I'm you personal assistant," Sally responded, her tone clipped. "You…

— Quinn Loftis

“Are you sure that's Val?" "No," said Freddie. "It's Lassie in a wolf suit.”

— Debra Doyle, James D. MacDonald

“How touching. I think I'm gonna throw up.”

— Joss Stirling

“You have been a poor observer of life if you have not also seen the hand that, ever so gently – kills.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“The last time when world made sense to me was , it will end by December 2012, And now nobody gives a fuck .”

— Beniwal

“Hush!" said Gandalf from the shadows at the back of the porch. "Evil things do not come into this valley; but all the same…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

— Eoin Colfer

“Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape.”

— Jacqueline Patricks

“This has to be one of the strangest standoffs in history. 'No, please, you air your grievances first.' 'No, no, I couldn’t possibly.”

— Katee Robert

“Nicholas is gay, isn't he," she says, her voice dripping with dejection. I shrug, again remembering his proposition from last night. "Not necessarily. The…

— L.H. Cosway

“One never knows when one might have to defend against..." Bounty hunters? Soldiers? Enforcers? "Opossums.”

— Lindsay Buroker

“I’m sure I have no idea what you are talking about PRINCESS.” He tilted his head and half curtseyed when he said the last…

— B.C. Morin