“I almost short her once or twice, but the excitement ends there.” — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Ignorance is not your strong suit. You should stick with stupidity” — William A Kolbe Copy Share Image
“Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy." Mommy-- "What?” — Mel Brown Copy Share Image
“Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape.” — Jacqueline Patricks Copy Share Image
The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Better to have loved and lost some money, than not having money at all.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“How does knowing 'things could be worse' than what I already deem awful make me feel any better? You mean I could… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“The last time when world made sense to me was , it will end by December 2012, And now nobody gives a fuck .” — Beniwal Copy Share Image
“One never knows when one might have to defend against..." Bounty hunters? Soldiers? Enforcers? "Opossums.” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“It is time to buddle (scrub in water) all that is not illutile (unwash-awayable). Baudelaire said that humans were deluded if they… — Mark Forsyth Copy Share Image
“Why a woman turns fifty and certain people to whom she gave birth start thinking she should be wearing orthopedic shoes is… — Kelly Hunter Copy Share Image
“Nicholas is gay, isn't he," she says, her voice dripping with dejection. I shrug, again remembering his proposition from last night. "Not… — L.H. Cosway Copy Share Image
“Well, because you mysteriously came all this way and obviously are not the man I thought you were, why the heck not.… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“If you 're serious about getting it on again, be sure to give me some advance notice, so I can grab my… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. “You're just jealous, Ian, and… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
“He's a gem, sir. I wish I had one just like him." He rattled the ring of keys on Artemis's belt. "And… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Ok, let me just write that down for you since you seem to think I'm you personal assistant," Sally responded, her tone… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Never in my life had I wished so hard for a thousand-foot-wide asteroid to change its course to hit someone directly in… — Camilla Monk Copy Share Image
“He shook off the thoughts—that wasn’t anything he needed to worry about tonight. Any second now, he was going to hear the… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“Hush!" said Gandalf from the shadows at the back of the porch. "Evil things do not come into this valley; but all… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“You see, writers traveling to Southeast Asia visit indigenous communities. No writing quest will be complete without some cross-cultural comparisons. This exercise… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“The nineteen-seater Twin Otters offer three significant advantages: one, they can take off and land on the short runways common in mountainous… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“That didn't last long, of course. "Oh Bartimaeus, could you just irrigate the Fertile Cresent?""Could you just divert the Euphrates HERE and… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
“How was one to answer these meaningless questions, really? 'A fine day today, is it not, sir? How was your walk? I… — Joanna Davidson Politano Copy Share Image
“I’m sure I have no idea what you are talking about PRINCESS.” He tilted his head and half curtseyed when he said… — B.C. Morin Copy Share Image
“And just how did you arrive at that remarkable conclusion, Mr. Mayor?" "In a rather simple way. It merely required the use… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
“Without question, his picture did not do him justice, but again, he was dead when it was taken” — Loren D. Estleman Copy Share Image
“Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all."… — Hazel Blackthorn Copy Share Image
“Son-- "We don't need ladders, we have obsidian, bro." Mommy's thoughts-- "………… …fucking minecraft” — Mel Brown Copy Share Image
“Are you sure that's Val?" "No," said Freddie. "It's Lassie in a wolf suit.” — Debra Doyle, James D. MacDonald Copy Share Image
“Double Sword Tavern.” Tristan said, reading out loud. “Sounds charming and inviting.” — B.C. Morin Copy Share Image
