Sarcasm Quotes

“Sarcasm is a suit of armor.”

— Wally Lamb

Idiots in the world.

— ObeyMzzKirlene

“Owr brave little shank!”

— James Dashner

Oh you dont say

— Anonymous

“I'm financially ugly.”

— Rea Lidde

“The sarcasm, it burns!”

— Michelle Hodkin

LOL is full of sarcasm!

— Jojoo

I like sarcasm. I like snark.

— Alexis Ohanian

The most unorganized place is the woman's bag.

— Charles Elba

“The only stirrups I like are on a saddle.”

— Donna Lynn Hope

Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself.

— Frank Capra

Is it Armageddon yet or did I miss it?

— Rock Cowles

Don't like my sarcasm ? Well I don't like your stupidity.

— Anonymous

It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor

— John Cleese

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

— Anonymous

I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.

— Anonymous

“It feels good to shoot your veins full of heroin too, but that doesn’t mean you should go out and become a…

— Noelle Blakely

“As a general rule, I preferred not to have my soul reaped.”

— Rick Riordan

Someone asked if I was listening to them. Yes I am. I said. It's not like I would rather be doing something…

— Music

Individuals who have a sarcastic personality tend to be more honest & upfront, the type of people you want as friends.

— Anonymous

“The building is a tumbling house of cards behind me. The bus bitches are paper cutouts.”

— Jolene Stockman

“Hi! I'm Ethan, I shop at Ikea. I bought a $300 dining suite and it took me three days to assemble!”

— Douglas Coupland

“Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.”

— Cassandra Clare

I don't understand how some brides have 20+ bridesmaids, I mean I don't even like so many people

— Avalon

I think you want a little unofficial help. Three undetected murders in one year won't do, Lestrade. But you handled the Molesey…

— Arthur Conan Doyle

Don't consider sarcasm the 'be-all' and 'end-all' of verbal intercourse. Far too many people place way too much importance on the sarcasm…

— Adam Rifkin

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable…

— Woody Allen

Regardless of what amount of satire or sarcasm is heard in what I do, the reason it connects with people is because…

— Ricky Reed

“You don't have fangs." "I do." Why did it feel as if she'd just insulted his virility? "I don't think I would…

— Brenda Huber

“Innocent tourists? You make me sound like the big bad wolf.” “And you’re not?” I questioned. “Only if you’re Red Riding Hood,”…

— Alyssa Rose Ivy

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved…

— Psyche_Zeroh

“What time is it?” “One o'clock.” I nearly spit out some soda. “In the afternoon?” “No. In the morning. Don't let that…

— Glenn Bullion

“Do I have to get diapers?” he asked. “Why, did Kade shit himself?” she laughed. Dylan huffed loudly.  Eyebrows knitted together, “DO…

— Christine Zolendz

“Use sarcasm. This is a favourite weapon of mine ever since my PGCE (teacher training) days when, naturally, we were expressly forbidden…

— Frank Chalk

“Kértünk mi ugye védő kart is a Jóistentől, arra az esetre, ha küzdenénk ellenséggel. Meg is kaptuk bőven. Mármint az ellenséget. Előbb…

— Anonymous

Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are…

— Cassandra Clare

“To be friends, One has to keep the professional ego and the sense of superiority aside. Why do we misinterpret 'sarcasm' it…

— Himmilicious

“You don’t like my restaurant, Miss Connor?” “I couldn’t say since the waiting list to get in is six months long.” One…

— Jenny Lyn

Inevitably, anytime we are too vulnerable we feel the need to protect ourselves from further wounds. So we resort to sarcasm, cutting…

— Anonymous

“I have no doubt that they'll tell you a lot of kind things about me when my back is turned. They may…

— Kurt Vonnegut