Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, 'launder' became a dirty word — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
Anyone who starts a sentence With all due respect...is about to insult you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
“Can you enter a house uninvited?" "No." "Why?" "That would be rude.” — Abigail Gibbs Copy Share Image
“The standard clauses of the American dream only included two weeks of vacation a year.” — Jeff Deck Copy Share Image
I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I'm uncomfortable and I don't really know why but it just comes… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
“If only there was enough space on this tiny card to evoke my unfettered joie de vivre for what you have done.… — Joshua Braff Copy Share Image
I tweet from bed. I love it because it's so quick. And it's funny. But it also leaves a lot of room… — Christine Teigen Copy Share Image
“I know men laugh about this. About being pussy-whipped. About panting like a dog after a girl. About wanting a woman more… — Katy Evans Copy Share Image
“Kishan stretched out his hand and touched and earring lightly. His rakish pirate about-to-make-off-with-your-woman-and-what-do-you-think-you're-gonna-do-about-it look melted away to a soft smile that… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“I don’t get you people. You watch the Godfather on television and tons of people are getting shot and stabbed to death,… — Mario Stinger Copy Share Image
What with the reviews of critics, the sarcasms of one's friends, the reproaches of one's own taste, there's precious little peace after… — Winifred Holtby Copy Share Image
“I've given her signs! I've given her plenty of signs. What does she want me to do? Slap him across the face… — Molly Ringle Copy Share Image
“Can I ask who you are, sir?" "Yeah, I expect so," said Strike, walking past him and ringing the doorbell. Anstis's dinner… — Robert Galbraith Copy Share Image
“For the whole earth is the tomb of famous men; not only are they commemorated by columns and inscriptions in their own… — Thucydides Copy Share Image
“...The best guess we have, is we are on some kind of space craft. As for why, we don’t know anything other… — a.b. shepherd Copy Share Image
“Since I've moved here, you have shown up at my door eight times. I obey the laws, I pay my taxes, and… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Goresthorpe Grange is a feudal mansion - or so it was termed in the advertisement which originally brought it under my notice.… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“That’s not what I… never mind. What are our fathers talking about, exactly?” “Oh, I’m sure they’re just catching up on old… — Heather Sunseri Copy Share Image
“Abby wouldn't want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip… — Ottilie Weber Copy Share Image
