I'm a polite person. I'll tell you excuse me and shut the f*ck up in the same sentence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
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From a private gentlewoman you have made me first a marchioness, then a queen; and, as you can raise me no higher… — Anne Boleyn Copy Share Image
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“Im.’ The monosyllable was heavy with contempt. ‘’E’s a twat.’ ‘Is he?’ ‘Yeah, ’e is. Ask Kieran.’ She gave the impression that… — Robert Galbraith Copy Share Image
“Dearest love, let me count the ways. Dismemberment, garroted, poisoned, drowned, named. I read that as soon as a species is named… — Lindsay Hunter Copy Share Image
“And fetch some straw. We’ll put it between us and the ground. No reason we shouldn’t sleep soft tonight.” “Straw. I love… — Joanna Bourne Copy Share Image
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“You know," Cecily said, "you really didn't have to throw that man through the window." "He wasn't a man," Gabriel said, scowling.… — cassandra clare Copy Share Image
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how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“So what were your favorite subjects in school?" "School?" He leaned back in his chair as though he needed the extra space… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
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