“I HAVE YOUR DONKEY. BRING THE DIAMONDS OR ELSE —HEROBRINE” — Crafty Nichole Diamonds Copy Share Image
“if Herobrine practices his evil snoring like I practice my evil laugh. I” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“Herobrine just smacked him into a hole and waited for Steve to calm down. (Way to go, Herobrine!)” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“I got so nervous that I tripped over a caterpillar. A CATERPILLAR! Why do I fail at life?” — Crafty Nichole Life Copy Share Image
“Stupid Joker, stupid Herobrine, stupid Steve…. I HOPE ALL OF YOU FALL INTO A HOLE AND DIE! I” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“It sounds like a waste of time, but Steve and Herobrine won’t shut up long enough for me to tell him to… — Crafty Nichole Time Copy Share Image
“Note to self: Set up a jukebox somewhere and see if it attracts monsters.” — Crafty Nichole Jukebox Copy Share Image
“ran as fast as I could, and they chased after me trying to bite my butt. They ripped my pants!” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“Steve and I are building up a small army of iron golems to try to keep ourselves safe in this village, but” — Crafty Nichole Golems Copy Share Image
“Note to self: Kill Steve. Break his bed, then kill him, and make him walk all the way back. At night. Hopefully… — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“Relax, Alex. He’s an idiot, but he’s family. I have to be nice to him—not because I want to or because he… — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“This very troubling thought was brought about by the antics of my dear friend, Herobrine. Who am I kidding? Herobrine and I… — Crafty Nichole Dear friend Copy Share Image
“Steve, well… He’s never going to be a genius or anything. Actually, I think my donkey might be smarter than Steve… — Crafty Nichole Intelligence Copy Share Image
“I woke up to find Herobrine staring at me. Talk about scary! I hate his glowing eyes and his smug face. How… — Crafty Nichole Evil Copy Share Image
“Hey VILLAGER! You’re a stupid Squidward-nose-having donkey-fart-loving lame face!” With a stupid smile on his face. But the villager just laughed it… — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“When morning came, I decided to peek out from behind the bank and noticed what looked like fire moving through the trees.… — Crafty Nichole Karma Copy Share Image
“little health left and I sat down to recover. Unfortunately, night began to fall and I had no shelter in sight.” — Crafty Nichole Health Copy Share Image
“Fall in a hole, Steve. 9:45pm Steve just respawned back here. Apparently, he did fall in a hole. Good.” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“You numbskulls! Why aren’t you coming to get me? Do you want me to kill you?” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
