The best thing about dating a deaf woman with no nose is…

I always thought if you really want to be a good actor, you've got to be able to fart in public. That, to me,…

— Timothy Carey

“I sent him a silent message with my body language, but he must be deaf—or, rather, blind.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It was 7 AM, so what else could I say but, “Have a great night.” Plus, he was as blind as Helen Keller was…

— Jarod Kintz

“Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I like great music, but who doesn’t? Oh yeah, deaf people.”

— Jarod Kintz

So the blind will lead the blind, and the deaf shout warnings to one another until their voices are lost.

— Norman Mailer

“And the blind man said to the deaf man, "Do you see what I hear?”

— Wayne Gerard Trotman

I will love you till a mute women tells his deaf friend about a blind women that saw a girl with no legs walking…

— Anonymous

Must whales and dolphins be subjected to deafening noise that will cause more than 3.5 million instances of temporary and/or permanent hearing loss? For…

— Pierce Brosnan

In other restaurants you'll see employees signing to each other, since we also hire many deaf men and women.

— Carl Karcher

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that…

— Zach Galifianakis

“The rich eat life, the poor eat death; so what is the problem they ask?”

— Anthony Liccione

If you are the master be sometimes blind, if you are the servant be sometimes deaf.

— R. Buckminster Fuller

“A man who saw has turned blind, A hearer deaf, A leader now leads astray!”

— Miriam Lichtheim

In the hearing world, I'm constantly having to lip-read and trying to understand what's going on. Sign language is so beautiful. It gives you…

— Rose Ayling-Ellis