Ken Bates

I never make forecasts but whoever wins that game will win the final.

— Ken Bates

What a few fans are trying to do is cause trouble.

— Ken Bates

It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why?

— Ken Bates

Every club has three types: fans, parasites and people who work their bollocks off, even ladies.

— Ken Bates

Experience shows that after a disaster it is particularly difficult with the Americans, who appear to be quite cowardly despite their Rambo…

— Ken Bates

Unfortunately much of it is frittered away on fast cars, designer clothes and an attitude to pleasure reminiscent of the 18-30 holiday…

— Ken Bates

I get to my feet when Chelsea fans sing 'Stand up if you hate Man U'. But though I hate them, I…

— Ken Bates

Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World…

— Ken Bates

There's none as deaf as those who won't listen. I get letters. If they are moronic, they go in the wastepaper basket,…

— Ken Bates

Let us leave the EEC, abolish human rights laws, take TV sets, pool tables and phones out of prisons, bring back corporal…

— Ken Bates

I shall not rest until Leeds United are kicked out of the football league. Their fans are the scum of the earth,…

— Ken Bates

We had probably our best ever Player of the Year Dance last week. You elected Dennis Wise as Player of the Year.…

— Ken Bates