Strangled or stabbed, which you rather have for dessert?

“π is a mathematician’s dessert”

— Neve Maslakovic

May you eat an unfamiliar dessert in a strange land at least once every three years. May you wake up... and start dancing while…

— Rob Brezsny

It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.

— Jane Curtin

I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the…

— Adam Carolla

I am not allowed to fall in love again but then why I see spring around me even in dessert when I am with…

— Anonymous

If you take added sugar out of your diet, when you have fruit for dessert it is going to taste fantastic!

— Laurie David

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

— David Mamet

The friendly cow, all red and white, I love with all my heart; She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

My whole thing is simple, well-balanced meals. I have to say, though, that I really like dessert. I try not to eat dessert every…

— Mikaela Shiffrin

Fame is like the dessert that comes with your achievements - it's not an achievement in itself, but sometimes it can overpower the work.

— Adam Clayton

It's fine to eat dessert when I want to eat dessert because that will give me the peace of mind I need. I'll know…

— Camila Mendes

It's very confusing when fame comes early on in your career. You get a little bit bent out of shape in terms of what's…

— Adam Clayton

If I am incapable of washing dishes joyfully, if I want to finish them quickly so I can go and have dessert, I will…

— Nhat Hanh

I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills.

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Fruits each in its season, are the cheapest, most elegant and wholesome dessert you can offer your family or friends, at luncheon or tea.…

— Mary Virginia Terhune