I make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus…

“Shaving a sheep is considered foreplay in some countries. But I don’t consider foreplay at all, not even before sex.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I am the Love Cactus. Make desert to me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off.”

— Jarod Kintz

I love the sea but it does not love me. The sea is like a desert in that it is quite rightly feared. The…

— Tim Winton

I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.

— Mickey Rivers

Like the desert waiting for the rain. Like a school kid waiting for the spring.

— Norah Jones

“You’re infamous. Apparently you have hair the colour of a desert sunset, and eyes that flash like a desert storm—nobody told me that your…

— Jane Washington

I like the desert for short periods of time, from inside a car, with the windows rolled up, and the doors locked. I prefer…

— Anne Lamott

“There I lay with my belly to the sky and with the rain soaking into me like I was a desert.”

— Doris Piserchia

“A friendless soul is like a desert dust, parched and forlorn such that every time a breeze passes by, it mounts to its whispers…

— Anna Farina Khan

In every heart there should be one grief that is like a well in the desert.

— Edith Wharton

“For my days vanish like smoke; my bones burn like glowing embers. My heart is blighted and withered like grass; I forget to eat…

— Jessica Fortunato

I'm just going to put out three or four releases a year and make it so that if you like the Desert Sessions, then…

— Anonymous

“I sleep. In this room. In the dark. I have a place I can sleep. I have a chair. That's just beautiful. Oh, yeah.…

— Howard Hughes

I feel like a sand that's blown away. Back into the storm I'm inside this dream. That feels just like a desert rain.

— Edward Maya