I made plans for 8:00. When my girlfriend told me she was…

“Agatha told me she was late, and I thought, I haven’t slept with her in years—she really must be late. I’m going to be…

— Jarod Kintz

Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late.

— Zach Braff

I did B-list films because I couldn't find A-list ones. And then when I approached A-list directors with the experience I had gained, I…

— Sherlyn Chopra

That’s why you have to write your book right now, if that’s what you want to do. If you wait until you have the…

— Stephen Elliott

“Who told you it was too late? And more importantly, why did you choose to believe them?”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

— Anonymous

My GirlFriend told me that she want me to act a little more like her father. So I fucked her mom.

— Nikhil Saluja

“A former-girlfriend told me, “He has great respect for women. And a blatant disrespect and disregard for women. Not when he’s speaking to you,…

— Touré

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.

— Anonymous

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

— Jack Nicholson

Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better.

— Gene Simmons

My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while they can still smell them, tell people you love them while they can still hear.'

— Manti Te'o

My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds.

— Nikhil Saluja

My girlfriend told me we can not be in a relationship because we have nothing in common. I said okay but we have 40…

— Granit Mavriqi

Who wants to kill you?” the guy asked. He was still looking over his shoulder, but his expression was puzzled. “There’s nobody there,” the…

— Becca Fitzpatrick