I’m so shy I make Bigfoot look like a socialite…

“How many times I have explain? I pee over there, over there and over there. Technically make it Bigfoot territory.”

— Graham Roumieu

“A brick could be used as Bigfoot. You know, as something the people can really believe in.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I am not the monster you think I am. No, I am an entirely different monster. I'm sort of like a mixture between Bigfoot…

— Jarod Kintz

“The difference between me and a scientist is a little word called “Science.” I don’t believe in it. Science has yet to validate my…

— Jarod Kintz

“My eyes were blurry from being in love, and my feelings were as furry as Bigfoot. I thought I spotted Her, the women of…

— Jarod Kintz

“What had hit him? It felt like he’d gone fifteen round with Bigfoot, then been taken back to the victor’s den for some one-on-one…

— Kyle M. Scott

The inclination to believe in the fantastic may strike some as a failure in logic, or gullibility, but it’s really a gift. A world…

— Chris Van Allsburg

I don't know how the crowd is going to react in my fight against 'Bigfoot.' I think they are going to be on his…

— Andrei Arlovski

Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.

— Paul Rudnick

I'm a weird mixture of being cynical but at the same time wanting to live in a world where Bigfoot lives.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

In a way, both the U.S. media and those wacky rioters in the Afghan-Pakistani hinterlands are very similar, two highly parochial and monumentally self-absorbed…

— Mark Steyn

“Inexplicable by Stewart Stafford I ran into Bigfoot, Or John Paul Yeti, Told me of aliens, Found by SETI. E.T.s kidnapped me, And I…

— Stewart Stafford

“Bigfoot didn’t answer but there were times Doc could hear his silences, and this one was saying Too Much You Can’t Know About So…

— Thomas Pynchon

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a…

— Mitch Hedberg

Yo mama is so fat, Bigfoot couldn't believe his eyes

— Anonymous