Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey. — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca? — George Noory Copy Share Image
“Jimmy Hoffa is not dead. He works at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesnt have any pictures of me either — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
“Its better to be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.” — William Jevning Copy Share Image
“What was the step down from vampire chauffeur? Werewolf walker? Pedicurist for Bigfoot? I would have to Google that in the morning,… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Are you saying that someone framed Bigfoot for murder?" -- From the "Fast and the Furriest” — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“Who is it?" I asked teasingly "Bigfoot," Dex answered from his room. "What do you want, Mr Foot?" "Please, just call me… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
I have big feet. Do you know how embarrassing it is when you ask for a shoe and they look at you… — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
I'm always wondering, if Bigfoot's not real, then why does this creature show up in all these different cultures? I'm always fascinated… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
The night that I fought Bigfoot, he was the better man. He beat me that night. No excuses. — Travis Browne Copy Share Image
“I’m so shy I make Bigfoot look like a socialite. Networking’s not a mystery to me—but I’m mythical to networking.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring hikers out in the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You can have sex. Go find someone to have sex with. Right now.” “I’m int he middle of the woods. The next… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
“Q: Bigfoot, when my Guinea pig wake up? Parents say he sleeping in box in ground in bakc garden. Suzie, Ag 9,… — Graham Roumieu Copy Share Image
“Inexplicable by Stewart Stafford I ran into Bigfoot, Or John Paul Yeti, Told me of aliens, Found by SETI. E.T.s kidnapped me,… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Not quite like my mother’s, but still a real ‘trip,’” Bigfoot confided, “though what I really go for here is the respect.”… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
Beto's copy of the Bill of Rights goes from one to three. Mine includes the Second Amendment. But there are a whole… — John Kennedy Copy Share Image
We just haven't found Bigfoot because the world is big. And the woods are deep. The more TV shows that we can… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
David Halberstam often wrote about the powerful, but his real sympathies lay with ordinary people. He was very uncomfortable with bigfoot Washington… — Jonathan Yardley Copy Share Image
There's a part of me with every book that thinks, What would it have meant for me tohave had this book when… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
“B'gwus is famous because of his wide range of homes. In some places, he's called Bigfoot. In other places, he's Yeti, or… — Eden Robinson Copy Share Image
“They vanished in the same forest without a trace. Not one of them was ever found or heard from again.' 'And you… — Les Martin Copy Share Image
A typical National World Weekly would tell the world how Jesus' face was seen on a Big Mac bun bought by someone… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“As Angelica opened up her eyes, she shuddered in fear at the massive animal that was holding her and fondling her body.… — Bella Swann Copy Share Image
I didn't believe in Bigfoot.I just thought, "No, that would be impossible. You know, we would have found Bigfoot by now. We… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house… — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
“She had to use the side step as well as the grab handle to successfully climb into the creature known as Bigfoot.… — Annie Arcane Copy Share Image
“Ok. Listen. I not know where all you morons come from but holy water no hurt Bigfoot. Garlic and Crucifix also no.… — Graham Roumieu Copy Share Image
“He could tell when the bullying, the relentless sarcasm, the constant, all-encompassing vigilance had become too exhausting. When one of his people… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Bigfoot does not exist because there would be evidence left behind - hair, feces, bones, kills, offspring, a carcass - if it… — Kyle Hill Copy Share Image
Anytime there is a Bigfoot show, where they supposedly have recordings of him, I am watching. I love the idea of Bigfoot.… — Allen Covert Copy Share Image
“I am not the monster you think I am. No, I am an entirely different monster. I'm sort of like a mixture… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Bigfoot loves celebrities. You just have to bring celebrities that Bigfoot loves. It would probably be just gorgeous women. — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
I would host a show where I take famous people out into the woods every week to find Bigfoot. I would do… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
Films don't hold the answers I'm looking for... Would you not be so much more interested in finding out that Bigfoot existed… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
