You named a dog the size of Bigfoot Fluffy?

Yo mama is so fat, Bigfoot couldn't believe his eyes

— Anonymous

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a…

— Mitch Hedberg

“Bigfoot didn’t answer but there were times Doc could hear his silences, and this one was saying Too Much You Can’t Know About So…

— Thomas Pynchon

“Inexplicable by Stewart Stafford I ran into Bigfoot, Or John Paul Yeti, Told me of aliens, Found by SETI. E.T.s kidnapped me, And I…

— Stewart Stafford

In a way, both the U.S. media and those wacky rioters in the Afghan-Pakistani hinterlands are very similar, two highly parochial and monumentally self-absorbed…

— Mark Steyn

I'm a weird mixture of being cynical but at the same time wanting to live in a world where Bigfoot lives.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.

— Paul Rudnick

I don't know how the crowd is going to react in my fight against 'Bigfoot.' I think they are going to be on his…

— Andrei Arlovski

The inclination to believe in the fantastic may strike some as a failure in logic, or gullibility, but it’s really a gift. A world…

— Chris Van Allsburg

“What had hit him? It felt like he’d gone fifteen round with Bigfoot, then been taken back to the victor’s den for some one-on-one…

— Kyle M. Scott

The thing about 'Bigfoot,' he's a big guy and he's agile for a big guy, but he's not that agile and he's not that…

— Josh Barnett

I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry…

— Barry Watson

I didn't believe in Bigfoot.I just thought, "No, that would be impossible. You know, we would have found Bigfoot by now. We would've found…

— Rob Huebel

“My eyes were blurry from being in love, and my feelings were as furry as Bigfoot. I thought I spotted Her, the women of…

— Jarod Kintz

“It me birthday and nobody came...Bigfoot decide do something nice for self for big day and sneak in they house at night and pick…

— Graham Roumieu