I’ll tell you, I go absolutely bananas for phallic-shaped…

“When bananas blush, they turn brown, not red. And when tomatoes blush, you’ve probably said something really naughty.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings…

— Jarod Kintz

“The monkeys, they just went bananas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The only nutritional sustenance I need is praise, flattery, and potassium in the form of bananas.”

— Jarod Kintz

I'm like a navigator and I try to encourage our collaboration and find the best way that will produce fruit. I like fruit. I…

— Jim Jarmusch

We had an abundance of mangoes, papaias and bananas here, but the pride of the islands, the most delicious fruit known to men, cherimoya,…

— Mark Twain

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.

— Paul Neilan

Los Estados Unidos has turned into a banana republic, a fascist banana republic.

— Gerald Celente

From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything…

— Steve Carell

Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas.

— Ginnifer Goodwin

While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus…

— Cathleen Falsani

“The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all seemed to conspire against him and rather…

— Tom Conrad

Hey, maybe instead of going to college, you should drop out and I could quit my job and we can form an all-girl band…

— Daniel Palladino

It doesn't matter to me where Barack Obama goes. If he wants to go to Hawaii because it's his home state, fine! Hunky-dory. Plastic…

— Rush Limbaugh

'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.'

— Nora Ephron