I have a beard of fog that I wear on misty mornings. It’s…

“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.”

— Jarod Kintz

When you get put in a position like that, to shave off the hair of the boss of the company, they're putting a lot…

— Bobby Lashley

I shave my head & shape my beard myself

— Banky W

No one ever taught me how to shave; no one ever sat down to watch a Braves game with me. I paid for Yale…

— Kip Pardue

I break out in a rash if I go to the gym; all I did was shave my chest.

— Freddie Ljungberg

Why do we shave? It doesn't seem like a natural activity. There are no examples of shaving in nature. The only creature that comes…

— Dave Barry

It is very hard to shave an egge. [It is very hard to shave an egg.]

— George Herbert

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

— Mitch Hedberg

Lame blades can dull relatively quickly, so after slashing several loaves the blade won't slice through the dough with tremendous ease. (When this happens,…

— Claire Saffitz

It's a good idea to shave for TV games.

— Mike Leach

Shave that jaw, brush that hair, tone down the crazy in the eyes, and he would have to fight women off with that crossbow.

— Ilona Andrews

I try to shave at night so my skin has a chance to settle by the early morning call-time.

— Patrick Wilson

I'm a T-shirt-and-jeans-with-combat-boots guy. And if I don't have to shave, I don't.

— Gabriel Macht

“Shave that Moses beard and you might have better luck. Women don’t want to kiss carpet, you know.”

— Kody Keplinger

“Love means never having to shave your back.”

— Devan Sipher