I am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than…

I think I'm probably much better at the boots and pocket knife thing than I am at the high heels and martini thing.

— Sarah Wayne Callies

“I’ve wrestled an alligator before. It wasn’t alive, but I still pinned it down. I was trying to impress a woman, and I bet…

— Jarod Kintz

“Love is like building a wall with two bricks and a ton of wind. Obviously you and your lover are bricks.
”

— Jarod Kintz

“I put the lover in clover. Especially if there are four leaves.”

— Jarod Kintz

Alligator: The crocodile of America, superior in every detail to the crocodile of the effete monarchies of the Old World.

— Ambrose Bierce

An Alligator Loki is something that we all found hysterically funny.

— Kate Herron

“He asked me if the alligator was a national symbol of the United States, because you saw them everywhere on people's shirts, just above…

— Barbara Kingsolver

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.

— Dan Rather

“Where was I when the rockets came to life And carried you away into the alligator sky Even though, I'll never know what's up…

— Owl City

I'd like to wrestle an alligator and fly a fighter jet.

— Frankie Ballard

“THE ALLIGATOR IS AN ANACHRONISM THAT CAN EAT YOU!”

— Karen Russell

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

— Cordell Hull

Keeping a woman to her word is like trying to hold an alligator by its tail.

— Vikrant Parsai

Don't insult the alligator until you've crossed the river.

— Nikhil Saluja

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile.

— Bill Haley