Time Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 2

Women love sex in the dark because they can't stand to see a man have a good time.

— Nikhil Saluja

I wear a watch on my penis cause bitch you know what time it is.

— Nikhil Saluja

Every time I flush the toilet, I literally see my shit spiraling out of control.

— Nikhil Saluja

My mood is always good. Except for the time I have to get out of bed.

— Nikhil Saluja

Now I'm living in the past with all these regrets.

— Nikhil Saluja

Everything is valuable only at two times; before getting it, and after losing it.

— Nikhil Saluja

The only time I'm ever in favor of abortion, is when the bitch says its mine.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm from the future. Some people are still unfollowing me.

— Nikhil Saluja

In time your heart will heal. Have a little faith in your decision, I know it wasn't an easy one for you…

— Nikhil Saluja

I carry a flamethrower with me at all times just in case someone with bad breath comes too close.

— Nikhil Saluja

That awkward moment when you break your friends towel rack trying to wipe shit off of your finger.

— Nikhil Saluja

For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day!

— Nikhil Saluja

Next Time someone rings your home phone, test their intelligence by replying with 'Hi, can I call you back I'm driving'

— Nikhil Saluja

Every time I see 007 get a gadget in an old James Bond movie I'm like, My smart phone has that app.

— Nikhil Saluja

If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole.

— Nikhil Saluja

I start remembering all the times you told me you loved me and all the moments you took my breath away.

— Nikhil Saluja

That awkward moment when someone knocks on the bathroom door.

— Nikhil Saluja

Revenge is a dish best served on the boobs a couple of times.

— Nikhil Saluja

When a girl says have fun She means have a horrible time without me. Not true... Maybe!

— Nikhil Saluja

Hard work may pay off in the future but laziness pays off right now!

— Nikhil Saluja

Some days I cant stop thinking about you, and other days I wonder why Im wasting my time.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I had a time machine, I would just go back to the last time I ate pizza.

— Nikhil Saluja

That sad moment when you dip your Oreo into the milk for too long and it breaks off.

— Nikhil Saluja

Girls don't try to trick me with makeup. It's a waste of both our time.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't trust boobs. Keep both eyes on them at all times.

— Nikhil Saluja

The only time I check twitter is when I'm bored or breathing.

— Nikhil Saluja

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

— Nikhil Saluja

That moment when you have to beg yourself to stop crying and tell yourself, 'Be Strong'

— Nikhil Saluja

If you can't say goodbye to your past, then you just can't say hello to your future.

— Nikhil Saluja

Using Viagra to masturbate is a hardest time in every man's life...

— Nikhil Saluja

In their last moments, people show you who they really are

— Nikhil Saluja

Never been more embarrassed than the time I walked in on a co-worker while I was masturbating.

— Nikhil Saluja

I got dimples on my balls sack and every time I get a blowjob bitches are all like awwww.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I kill your parents, you'll be a superhero in future.

— Nikhil Saluja

A moment of silence for all the teenagers whose parents wont let them eat in their room.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't hold onto the past and make it a burden that you must live with in the future. Move on.

— Nikhil Saluja

I start conversations with Hey, I'm fine and I'm sure you're too to save time.

— Nikhil Saluja

Most of the time, I only agree with you to shut you the fuck up.

— Nikhil Saluja

When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing?

— Nikhil Saluja

The only time I enjoy listening to people complain is when I have my earphones on.

— Nikhil Saluja