Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder how many miles I've scrolled my mouse wheel. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I need Google in my mind,anti virus in heart and Photoshop on my face. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
We all have that one friend who eats a lot but never gains weight... ! — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Dont do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but ur neighbor aint. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it''s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it''s $4.95 a minute. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
They say that good boys are found in the corners of the earth. UNFORTUNATELY, the earth is round. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Sometimes people want to have full conversations really early in the morning and its okay to kill those people :P — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
When I die I want someone to continue uploading my quotes, just to freak people out :) — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I have been talking to a couple of people today; Me, myself and I... They are all great. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Give me some sunshine. Give me some rain. Give me another girl's number, I'm single once again. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Definition of High heels … A facility invented by short women, who were fed up by constantly being kissed on the forehead! — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
If the last page of your notebook is blank, you surely lack of creativity. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Ever looked at your EX and wondered Was I drunk the entire relationship. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Relationships would be easier if people came with a 'Clear History' button. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
If pre-marital sex amounts to marriage, then it is the only wedding which is not attended by any of the relatives! — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I dont care how old I am. I still panic like crazy when I lose my siblings in the mall. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Every time when I see a quote that relates to my situation I think, Thank God Im not the only one. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Sometimes its better to bunk a class & do fun with friends because today when I look back... Marks never make me… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I hate when someone calls my phone and asks Who is this?you called me. WHO THE HELL IS YOU? — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Lying in bed in the middle of the night deciding whether its worth it to get up and pee or if you… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs at the zoo, now don't be mad because I am there… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
If I meet you for a date and you do not look anything like your picture, then you are buying me drinks… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
If u need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Milk chocolate, white chocolate, chocolate kisses, dark chocolate, caramel, chocolate nuts, chocolate fudge, hot chocolate. That's what's on my mind — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share
So many relationships fail because so many people are so selfish. Its an ALL ABOUT ME mindset. Show ME attention or else. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share
There's always something in the past that makes you who you are today. Sometimes it just changes you without letting you know. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share
We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share
People used to talk bad about you,i defended you and told them they were wrong.stupid me.i finally see what they see — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share
About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share
No matter what happens my best n simple wishes will always be with you. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share
We all have that one friend who eats a lot but never gains weight... ! — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share
The Golden Rule of Relationships: Never hold on to someone who doesn't want to be held — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share
Dont waste your time trying to fix your past ¦ Because your past is already gone. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share
There are two reasons why you can't sleep: 1. too much happiness is in your heart that excites. 2. there's a pain in you… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share
Cleaning out the past, packing up the present, and preparing for a much better future. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share
