“The world is in trouble because of a few funny sympathetic philosophers” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“She was so funny, stubborn and courageous and I loved her. But all turned to be fake” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Isn’t it funny? You forgive people before they ask forgiveness. Later they expect your apologize.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“A woman is always better in everything with the mouth; she talks a lot.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“She is so funny, stubborn and selfish; and that makes her so special.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“You cannot expect a man to love you, but not because of your body or physical construction. It is like giving a… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“The reason why a man cannot stop staring at a woman ass is only because God has spent 80 percent of his… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“It does not mean you are not awesome, if no one ever appreciates your beauty. But I can see that, in your… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“You are funny like a kid and awesome like a princess Unseen like an angel, like the morning sunshine… Kindness like a… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Not everyone who stares likes us; we may look weird enough to get everyone’s attention.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“If people fully understand you, they will think of you as a normal, if they half understand you, will think of you as a… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share
“If they can worship a weird creature, which is even not existed; why I must not worship a beautiful one who is already here.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share
“Water is so friendly when you have it on your palms, but so evil when they have you on theirs.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share
“I am neither a philosopher nor a thinker, but simply follower of my own thoughts.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share
“A man, who does not commit an evil act either, has no opportunity or the stomach.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share
“Every nation is part of the history we inherit, blacks and whites, slaves and gods; we have no other option, embracing each other.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share
“If you sought to leave the world, don’t go alone. Since there are too many bad people you can take them too.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share
“Misery and poverty of a nation is associated with the conscious of its people not leaders.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share
“Love is not about liking, loving and caring, but appreciation, understanding and devotion.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share
“Kindness is an extraordinary moment and status even if it has to be pretending.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share
“I hate”relative term”, it is everywhere cause even men are relatively pregnant.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share
“Hold me like you hold the hand of a little kid who needs you in loneliness, bite my fingers like you bite a giggling… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share
