“females will argue with you for 30 minutes then be like , "I aint even gonna argue with you!” — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.” — Kevin Hart Copy Share
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. — Kevin Hart Copy Share
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
