I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much! — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't feel any pressure to be funny at all. I'm funny because I want to be funny. I could sit here… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Comedy started out as my hobby and then it became my profession. It's like being on call all the time, like having… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Our eyes are not viewers, they're also projectors that are running a second story over the picture that we see in front of us… — Jim Carrey Copy Share
Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess. — Jim Carrey Copy Share
I don't believe in this fairy tale of staying together for ever. Ten years with somebody is enough. In ten years, you can give… — Jim Carrey Copy Share
“I practiced making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was… — Jim Carrey Copy Share
I don't think you can know God unless you're passionate about him so you're either screaming at him, enraptured with the idea of being… — Jim Carrey Copy Share
Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast.… — Jim Carrey Copy Share
It's our intention. Our intention is everything. Nothing happens on this planet without it. Not one single thing has ever been accomplished without intention. — Jim Carrey Copy Share
If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio… — Jim Carrey Copy Share
