That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't be around depressed people, I laugh when people cry. I don't mean to I just find it funny. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pushing the stop button on your microwave before it goes off so you don't have to hear the beep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for always telling me which emerging buzz bands to have in my iPod. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Moment When You're Having a Bad Day So You Lock yourself In Your Room And StartSinging And You Realize Your Singing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Memorial Day weekend, it is important to remember those who lost their battle to be swimsuit-ready by summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like how the Ninja Turtles wear masks. Good way to hide your identity, its not like your a giant turtle or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hurricanes are like women. When they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave, they take your house and car — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear folks join my new P.E.N.I.S foundation (People Encouraging Niceness In Society). P.E.N.I.S it's not hard unless you make it that way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your significant other asks if she looks fat in an outfit...simply smile grab a random dress and say "Not as fat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher : Please go to page 364 in your text book. Random kid in the back : OMG I JUST FLIPPED RIGHT… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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