The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.' — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share
I do stupid stuff like that: I'll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share
I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share
Anytime I get to help the firefighters, I will. I'm real lucky to be in a position to help. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share
I would recommend to someone that has the money to experience the experience of giving to another and purchasing me a Veyron. A Bugatti… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share
I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this big, huge… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share
When I walked in to read with Edie Falco, it was nice, because I auditioned in New York, and it was very quick. You… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share
I drove a brand new Lamborghini, the Huracan; it was great. We went on the Autobahn, and we got to drive on the Nurburgring. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share
The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share
Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.' — Adam Ferrara Copy Share
