You know what's fun? Go to a German restaurant and insist on using chopsticks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I ate sushi and pizza in the same day because my diet is a woman's Tumblr page. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like to 69* *cut my sandwiches diagonally then eat them at the same time — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when I grill a human rib and realize I'm out of mushroom sauce. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
95% of vegetarians are vegetarian just so they can tweet & tell the rest of us they are. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Griddle cakes, pancakes, hotcakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food or text you all night, you're special to me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Last night, my wife asked if I could make a dinner for a change. I'm glad she has such a good sense… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hunger is the downfall of many a dieter. If youre feeling perpetually hungry, its likely that you arent including enough fiber on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A fun game to play is to guess if the waiter is walking towards you with your food order and calling him… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Million Dollar Idea: A cupcake that is 24 inches round and 6 inches thick. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
