I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive. — Stella Benson Copy Share Image
The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter. — Zero Mostel Copy Share Image
You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
I'm a little funny when it comes to blood and guts and stuff like that. — Rachel McAdams Copy Share Image
When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
I watch the comedy shows like 'Married With Children,' 'Friends,' 'Family Guy,' and 'Everybody Loves Raymond.' — Gegard Mousasi Copy Share Image
If you want to feel humor too exquisite and subtle for translation, sit invisibly among a gang of Negro workers. — W. E. B. Du Bois Copy Share Image
Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me!… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I don't really want to tell jokes about trivia; I'd kind of rather tell jokes about things like life and death. — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
There's nothing wrong with doing comedies, and I'm not against comedies, either, but I always want to do stuff that keeps me… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I used to think it was so funny that plankton was married to his computer, but now I realized that's probably my… — Sponge Bob Copy Share Image
I may be mistaken but it seems to me that a man may be judged by his laugh, and that if at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not funny. The writers were funny. My directors were funny. The situations were funny… What I am is brave. I… — Lucille Ball Copy Share Image
People are too worried a lot of times what other people in the audience are going to think about them, so they… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
laughter, that distinctively human emotion, laughter which springs from trust in the other, from willingness to put oneself momentarily in the other's… — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
I love musical theater so much. When done right, I think comedy songs can be the most efficient form of joke delivery.… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
I'm not referring to an up-and-coming comedian. I am referring to the host of The Profit. He invests his own money into… — June Diane Raphael Copy Share Image
Being typed is not important. For a while vou are typed as one thing. You get out of that. Then you are… — Peter Lorre Copy Share Image
“Even infants seem to use laughter intentionally, to communicate their emotional state to their interaction partners. Provine describes the “duet” that takes… — Kevin Simler Copy Share Image
