If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been doing a lot of drama, but I feel like comedy is my strength. — Taraji P. Henson Copy Share Image
We can't laugh again again on the same joke,then Y do we cry again again for the same problem pain — Babloo Copy Share Image
Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
I have a sick sense of humor. Like, I'm always laughing at my own pain. — Tierra Whack Copy Share Image
I've got to follow in the footsteps of Sacha Baron Cohen and do a prank show, or a film with real elements… — Kayvan Novak Copy Share Image
I think comedy and satire are the strongest ways to deal with very serious themes and very painful themes. — Colman Domingo Copy Share Image
When I came to America, it was Dave Chappelle and a lot of comedians on ComicView. That was my first exposure to… — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
My thinking is, if we're setting out to make comedy in which nothing is off limits, then everybody is fair game. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
In theater, one of the biggest problems when you're rehearsing comedy over and over again is that you stop laughing at each… — Lauren Ashley Carter Copy Share Image
I love romantic comedies. I love romantic movies. I'm kind of a sucker for them, and, sort of end up crying at… — Elijah Wood Copy Share Image
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
A sense of humor has been linked with longevity. It is a possibility that the mental attitude reflected in a lively sense… — Raymond Moody Copy Share Image
I'm like the Davy Crockett of comedy... after Davy Crockett opened up the West and helped everybody... they didn't need him anymore.… — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
When my syndicated show got canceled, the next day I still knew how to write jokes. That was a huge revelation. Because… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Ignore, then, whether you are tall and thin or short and stocky- whether they laughed at you at home (where they are… — Percy Cerutty Copy Share Image
The thing with the comedian is you can make all the jokes you want and not every joke it going to be… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
I went to see Chris Rock on Saturday night here in Atlanta, and he made a statement in his comedy. He said,… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
“China has entered an “Age of Sarcasm.” Anywhere outside of state-sponsored parties, entertainment shows, or the comedies and skits on television, China’s… — Xiaobo Liu Copy Share Image
Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually dont like female comedians,… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
“St John had been sitting in the back garden twizzling a pencil, on the end of which a russet deposit was impaled,… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image