[Mock singing] And shall my sword sleep in my hand [Speaking] NOT a good idea, youre gonna roll over and cut your… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a… — Finley Peter Dunne Copy Share Image
No, broadly speaking there is no average age in comedy, which is very refreshing. Any stress over success vis-a-vis age in comedy… — Bowen Yang Copy Share Image
“He who understands philosophy understands laughter. That mysterious Word at the beginning, mentioned in the Bible, is a divine guffaw.” — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
“Somebody cracks a joke, a whole row laughs, one witticism sets off another, and, like matches, they flare up and burn down.” — Joseph Roth Copy Share Image
I grew up listening to Steve Martin and Robin Williams, so I didn't ever intend to be a musical comedian. I sort… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
It often seems that, for whatever strange reasons, comedians, in addition to their formal performances, have more comic experiences in real life… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
I just happen to be a sucker for humor. So anywhere I can sneak in something that I find potentially interesting or… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
People hit the sauce in a big way all winter. Amidst blizzards they wrestle unsuccessfully with the dark comedy of their lives,… — Amy Gerstler Copy Share Image
If you look at comparative figures, the last two episodes of 'Six Wives of Henry VIII' were watched by 4m. Graham Norton,… — David Starkey Copy Share Image
I think that if you're serving yourself before you're serving a story then that's where you end up being not funny. It's… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
I mean, there are things that I've experienced that I don't joke about because I'm just like, 'People don't really think it's… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
If we come to the point of retaining a sense of a proportion in the midst of all the smallest as well… — Helen Luke Copy Share Image
The biggest piece of advice that I give young comedians is: If it's your goal to get where I'm at, go do… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I think comedy directors tend to feel a need to justify the bad behavior, and I just never think that. I like… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
I'm The Kind Of Girl That Will Burst Out Laughing In Complete Silence About Something That Happened Yesterday ... LOL — I :P Copy Share Image
I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
The best advice he ever gave me was to keep it real, keep it simple. He was a big believer in not… — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
Some things are so tragic that you don't know what's funny in it, and some things are so ridiculous you don't know… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
My definitions of comedy, drama, and straight man are all blurry for me. I don't think of it in those terms. — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
Inject laughter into tense situations to save the day; laughter calms tempers and soothes jangled nerves. — Wilferd Peterson Copy Share Image
I think all good drama is funny. All the best drama is ultimately very funny. Life is funny. You can't have any… — Thomas Jane Copy Share Image
I want to do comedy, I want to do a negative character. I want to keep surprising the audience. I want to… — Arjun Mathur Copy Share Image
I'm more focused or try to be more focused on my acting and writing and comedy and let the other stuff fall… — June Diane Raphael Copy Share Image
I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak a line or… — George Cukor Copy Share Image
I have to have people around who are of a certain strain of humour. I can't deal with people who have no… — Jeff Beck Copy Share Image
I absolutely love doing comedy, however, of course as an actor, I would love the opportunity to do more dramatic roles. — David Faustino Copy Share Image
Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
“Being gloomy is easier than being cheerful. Anybody can say ‘I’ve got cancer’ and get a rise out of a crowd. But… — Pam Grout Copy Share Image
“Even when you are happy to see your friends again and laugh at their jokes, the relief is mixed with sadness and,… — Elisabeth Kübler-Ross Copy Share Image
A bunch of comedians have gotten in 'trouble' for sharing their views. When an actor or an artist or might come out… — Craig Robinson Copy Share Image
“chuckling—the sound he made when any force in the world defeated him. He had an idea that even when beaten he could… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Honestly, it's hard to learn about comedy from comedians. Comedy is not something that you necessarily learn or can imitate. You're funny… — Jane Levy Copy Share Image
Man is the only creature endowed with the power of laughter; is he not also the only one that deserves to be… — Fulke Greville, 1st Baron Brooke Copy Share Image
With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out,… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Fifteen years before I became a screen actor, I was in the theatre. A lot of my work was comedy, which I… — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
When things go right (and they go right a lot - you just got to keep trying) there is nothing to really… — Ronnie Apteker Copy Share Image
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