I never made a success of a lecture delivered in a church yet. People are afraid to laugh in a church. They… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
What I loved about 'The 40 Year-Old Virgin,' the title is the easy sell, but when you see the movie, the comedy… — Peyton Reed Copy Share Image
One thing that I have noticed is that whatever be the function, however poignant or serious, the audience always prefers a speech… — Balachandra Menon Copy Share Image
To be honest, Im a little tired of playing bad guys. I long to do a comedy. But it was fun knocking… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
I'm not saying writing comedy's brain surgery, but there is a certain pressure to it. It's the equivalent of doing homework that's… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“Dostoyevsky described hell as perhaps nothing more than a room with a chair in it. This room has several chairs. A young… — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
I have always felt like romantic comedies are incredibly predictable. You look at the poster and you know those two are ending… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
Comedians like to see people smile. With acting, I love giving people a feeling, an emotion. I like to give people a… — Keke Palmer Copy Share Image
I certainly know guys in comedy, I know some actors, and I definitely know some musicians, who have survived to a certain… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I've been driving in the city for years because, as a stand-up in N.Y.C., you can perform at more comedy clubs a… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
“...his knees were held together by the skin-tight trousers, which consequently narrowed the aperture through which great quantities of malodorous, rancid dreck… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
I’m very curious in regards to "The Hateful Eight" specifically about the blocking of the movie. Because in comedies, we don’t block.… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that… — Luke Wilson Copy Share Image
The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I was in love with a lot of people, because I was a student of the game of comedy - Carol Burnett,… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
When something really affects you, it's hard to find the humor in it sometimes. There's are a lot of reasons why there… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
The male image has been so pulled down by situation comedy in the last 15 years, it is frightening. I don't like… — Bill Bixby Copy Share Image
It's never wise to laugh at things you don't understand...If you're not careful, they might start laughing back at you. — Sally Nicholls Copy Share Image
The whole experience of doing a sitcom is... Telling jokes with such precision is really exciting, but it's also terrifying. — Lea Thompson Copy Share Image
“He had to die someday too. He might do it on sheets with a six-hundred-plus thread count, but he'd die just the… — John H. Matthews Copy Share Image
People think that my favorite roles to do are villains, but I find comedy to be the most challenging and rewarding. — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
It's really not my thing to go after what comedians are doing. Because I always feel like we're jesters at the end… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
Comedy was my sport. It taught me how to roll with the punches. Failure is the exact same as success when it… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
Peace is universally echoing laughter.Consequence is a disease the right are immune to.Non-conformity is pausing for the traffic light to go green… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I could tell you what my good qualities are. There's my honesty; I have a very wacky, kind of dry humor that… — Shannen Doherty Copy Share Image
I am a grown man who is an entertainer with a specific type of humour and if you don't like it, that's… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
If you're in scenes with a guy you know really well in a comedy, you tend to crack each other up too… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
So, I've got to have food, I've got to have humor. But these things are just the way in to what the… — Philip Rosenthal Copy Share Image
I grew up on Abdul Halim Hafez and Esmail Yassine, a great comedic actor. I think Adel Imam also changed and revolutionised… — Mena Massoud Copy Share Image
What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
My job is to express who I am and what I hate about the country and what I love about it and… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell… — James DeGale Copy Share Image
The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom… — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
My philosophy of life is that I am deeply, deeply serious about my work and for the rest I like to have… — Maggi Hambling Copy Share Image
I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time,… — Alexei Sayle Copy Share Image
Twenty-two years I've been doing this comedy lark, so it's been like a meteoric rise to fame... if the meteor was being… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
My philosophy was simple: audiences shouldn't say that I just came, stood, and copied another comedy star. They should say 'Senthil acted… — Senthil Copy Share Image
I've done some version of that Minnesota accent - that Midwestern accent - in sketch comedy for years. It's the quickest way… — Allison Tolman Copy Share Image
Laughter isn't even the other side of tears. It is tears turned inside out. Truly the suffering is great, here on earth. — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
