“Act always as if the future of the universe depends on what you do, while laughing at yourself for thinking that whatever… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy isn't just timing; it's about rooting out the funny in the real. You just bend reality to the left a little. — Henry Winkler Copy Share Image
Now, because of this big backdrop that we've given ourselves, these little personal, human details take on a whole new context and… — Jason Winer Copy Share Image
“In life, you can choose to cry about the bullshit that happens to you or you can choose to laugh about it.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The movies and comedy that I love the most, even if there are men starring in them, often the men wrote the… — Noel Wells Copy Share Image
Comedy actually is quite difficult to do. The timing, the tone, the delivery, and the precise expressions are all very crucial, especially… — Nushrat Bharucha Copy Share Image
My favorite movies are all romantic comedies. I love the romantic comedies. I'd still have to say Pretty Woman. I still think… — Teryl Rothery Copy Share Image
“You’d be surprised how often we see this injury in New York,' he told me. The deli-flowers-rubber-band-eye-snap thing. Beware.” — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I just tell jokes, and I think a lot of people take it too seriously. It's not that I don't have things… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I read somewhere that when I go on stage, people realize that they're not me and they feel better. When I walk… — Richard Lewis Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because I don't have to do anything except bring wine and go to my sister's all day… — John Waters Copy Share Image
How come they don't think you can handle a new story out of the blue on the TV news? They gotta make… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I'm a take-no-prisoners type of comic, and I'm lucky because my fans get me and never have a problem with the politically… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
“Although I hate to read publicly, I began to get addicted to speaking publicly. For a grandiose opportunist like myself, AA can… — Jeff Nichols Copy Share Image
The 1930s - a Golden Age for American humor, mainly because everything else was going so badly. The wisecrack was the basic… — Wilfrid Sheed Copy Share Image
I knew I didn't want to be a doctor but didn't know what I wanted to do. I prayed, and all I… — Yvonne Orji Copy Share Image
I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Real progress will have been made when people don't care or even notice the color of a comedian when they'll just be… — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I get asked all the time if I want to do more dramatic acting, and I really doubt that dramatic actors get… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
I love an act that makes fun of the situation, and of course makes fun of yourself. That's important, you can't take… — Roy Haylock Copy Share Image
My work is still very much light-hearted, positive outlook, laugh at yourself. But it isn't going to be the laugh-a-minute kind of… — Tom Bodett Copy Share Image
Usually, in romantic comedies, you end up sacrificing a great deal of the complexity - you know, just two attractive people and… — Timothy Olyphant Copy Share Image
“And For You Zero, A Life Sized Vudu Doll" -Kaname Kuran "I DONT WANT IT!" -Zero Kiryu "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" -Juri Elizabeth Marin” — Matsuri Hino Copy Share Image
We just sort of thought a Web series would be a cool thing to be able to send to our parents to… — Abbi Jacobson Copy Share Image
Always laugh when you can; it is cheap medicine. Merriment is a philosophy not well understood. It is the sunny side of… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
Show me a smile then, don't be unhappy, can't remember when I last saw you laugh. If this world makes you crazy. — Eva Cassidy Copy Share Image
The best comedy and horror feel like they take place in reality. You have a rule or two you are bending or… — Jordan Peele Copy Share Image
I think serious situations actually make for the best kind of belly laughs. But they're also the hardest to convert into comedy… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Laugh loud, and laugh often. It’ll keep you happy, keep you healthy, and keep your attitude headed in a positive direction. — Mac Anderson Copy Share Image
Candidates should be extremely cautious in displaying a sense of humor. If he or she tells a joke with a point, there… — Jack Germond Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy had an interesting effect on me in terms of how I started to think about constructing things, because I really… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
I would put belly laughing at the top of my highlights list. They always say that laughter is the best medicine. — Carol Vorderman Copy Share Image
The rules I go by are: Always keep your villains bad, and keep the plot grounded and real. If you keep those… — Peter Segal Copy Share Image
I remember when I wanted to start touring for comedy. That's when podcasts were just kicking off. So I listened to every… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I like my stationery to be funnier, like, 'Here's my note, and it's an elephant with a lady smoking a cigarette on… — Kate Spade Copy Share Image
It is a fine line between making fun of the right thing and making fun of the wrong thing. And the language… — Justin Simien Copy Share Image
If I got into a fight in a bar, I'd miss the dude by miles. I wouldn't know how to connect. It… — Pierce Brosnan Copy Share Image
