I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
Fame is not your friend. It ain't necessarily your enemy. It is what it is. — Aaron McGruder Enemy Copy Share Image
The population has to be educated about how the government actually works. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I don't think the American government has a lot of respect for culture. — Aaron McGruder American government Copy Share Image
Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny. — Aaron McGruder Energetic Copy Share Image
I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise. — Aaron McGruder Film Copy Share Image
Voting really doesn't mean anything. I wish I could say something different, but I think it's kind of a sham. — Aaron McGruder Democracy Copy Share Image
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. — Aaron McGruder People Copy Share Image
It may sound weird, but I don't really look for culture, particularly in an American city. — Aaron McGruder Culture Copy Share Image
I really get a little bit confused by all this "angry angry angry" talk when all I do is tell jokes and… — Aaron McGruder Angry Copy Share Image
One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I'm actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am. — Aaron McGruder Anger Copy Share Image
You can't accuse the creator of The Boondocks, ... Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I think the people should demand accountability on the voting. I think there's no point in voting if you're not gonna demand… — Aaron McGruder Accountability Copy Share Image
I just tell jokes, and I think a lot of people take it too seriously. It's not that I don't have things… — Aaron McGruder Comedy Copy Share Image
At least when I was young, in high school: "Eh, voting doesn't mean nothing." You don't really know that to be true,… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I think there's a lot of good and bad to L.A. One of the things you have to consider is that you… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
It's difficult to overcome what you're getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is… — Aaron McGruder Brain Copy Share Image
Look at this Judith Miller thing. Isn't that problematic? Like, she's getting fed information from the White House and she's feeding it… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there's so… — Aaron McGruder Interviews Copy Share Image
I think the two-party system is a complete sham; I think it is designed so that the voters can feel like they… — Aaron McGruder Country Copy Share Image
I think everyone's kind of just whistling and pretending everything's OK. At the heart of this is the cover-up, and the misleading… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
It's not the norm when creators have any protections with regards to creative control. And so it took some time, I think,… — Aaron McGruder Comic Copy Share Image
There is no opposition party. And the party that is in power is falling apart. Doesn't that kind of mean the country's… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I think that's always been part of the thinking behind the script, that - and I really tried really hard to impress… — Aaron McGruder Animation Copy Share Image
I think people were a little bit too concerned about what I would or would not be allowed to say. So let… — Aaron McGruder Business Copy Share Image
Once I heard about the electronic voting machines, and how they weren't gonna be audited, and no one would be able to… — Aaron McGruder Code Copy Share Image
Cuba was fantastic, at least just in terms of... Not to romanticize or glorify it, but just seeing a place that had… — Aaron McGruder Around the world Copy Share Image
Republicans lost it some time ago. What's scary is when they lose their sense of good planning. Like dude, you know, if… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
In USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don't really look for that, and I don't expect… — Aaron McGruder Business Copy Share Image
When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism. — Aaron McGruder Journalism Copy Share Image
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure. — Aaron McGruder Ego Copy Share Image
I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said "no weapons in Iraq." Now they call that history. — Aaron McGruder Conspiracy Copy Share Image
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
