Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time… — Aaron McGruder Late night Copy Share Image
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
And I'm not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it. — Aaron McGruder Life Copy Share Image
I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said "no weapons in Iraq." Now they call that history. — Aaron McGruder Conspiracy Copy Share Image
But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there's a difference in the… — Aaron McGruder America Copy Share Image
The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy. — Aaron McGruder American people Copy Share Image
You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need… — Aaron McGruder Administration Copy Share Image
That's not saying there's not a bunch of good Democrats. I'm sure there's a lot of people who still haven't figured that… — Aaron McGruder Democrat Copy Share Image
I don't know what the future holds. It seems to be going in a really bad, bad place really quickly, and I… — Aaron McGruder Apathy Copy Share Image
Good satire goes beyond the specific point it’s trying to make and teaches you how to think critically. Even after your favorite… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I think the two-party system is a complete sham; I think it is designed so that the voters can feel like they… — Aaron McGruder Country Copy Share Image
I think revolution is always a little bit possible. I think it won't look or sound anything like what we would expect.… — Aaron McGruder Change Copy Share Image
I think, being a public figure - which, I have to admit, I guess I'm largely responsible for, in terms of going… — Aaron McGruder Burden Copy Share Image
There's some new evidence that has just come out about the CIA planning terrorist attacks on U.S. soil in the '60s and… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
Once I heard about the electronic voting machines, and how they weren't gonna be audited, and no one would be able to… — Aaron McGruder Code Copy Share Image
Cuba was fantastic, at least just in terms of... Not to romanticize or glorify it, but just seeing a place that had… — Aaron McGruder Around the world Copy Share Image
Republicans lost it some time ago. What's scary is when they lose their sense of good planning. Like dude, you know, if… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
The biggest thing that I don't like about L.A. is the sort of 2 a.m. shutdown of everything. It really kind of… — Aaron McGruder Fun Copy Share Image
If your intentions are already bad, and then you still make giant mistakes, it seems like things just get worse. I get… — Aaron McGruder Country Copy Share Image
I saw Nader shortly before the election and - I voted him the time before, because I liked the sort of long-term… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I just feel like the country is guilty. I think we should be deeply ashamed for what we've done in Iraq, and… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I do think comics are a dying art form because newspapers are a dying medium. But it's not to say that in… — Aaron McGruder Art Copy Share Image
We don't need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party… — Aaron McGruder Party Copy Share Image
Whether the Republicans intentions are good or evil - I pretty much assume that they're evil - but no matter what, man,… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I'm not crazy impressed with New York. I mean, I don't buy into that whole thing: Everyone in New York is all… — Aaron McGruder Art Copy Share Image
I think you have to play the game on every level. If you need a friendly, charismatic, good-looking guy to be the… — Aaron McGruder Behind the scenes Copy Share Image
Perhaps it's time to start examining countries that have made democracy work while still having some kind of the same relationship in… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
We did our best to do a Fox show, frankly, I don't think the difficulties we had at Fox would be exclusive… — Aaron McGruder Daring Copy Share Image
I have to remind myself - I think the population of the United States has been subjected to the most sophisticated form… — Aaron McGruder Country Copy Share Image
When the news is slow, or when there's just so many other responsibilities bearing down on me that I don't have the… — Aaron McGruder Artist Copy Share Image
You collapse a few times, and you put your head in your hands, and you say, "Oh my god, how am I… — Aaron McGruder Brain Copy Share Image
Meeting Fidel Castro was really cool. It's cool because it's Fidel, and it's a world leader, and there's so much history behind… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
Anyone will acknowledge that there's a lot of people other than those who are elected who run the government, and who are… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I'm kind of conscious and aware of how ridiculous everyone involved with politics or talking about politics, especially on television, is -… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image