I really get a little bit confused by all this "angry angry angry" talk when all I do is tell jokes and… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
And I'm not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there's a difference in the… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I just tell jokes, and I think a lot of people take it too seriously. It's not that I don't have things… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I think the people should demand accountability on the voting. I think there's no point in voting if you're not gonna demand… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
Look at this Judith Miller thing. Isn't that problematic? Like, she's getting fed information from the White House and she's feeding it… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
That's not saying there's not a bunch of good Democrats. I'm sure there's a lot of people who still haven't figured that… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
Whether the Republicans intentions are good or evil - I pretty much assume that they're evil - but no matter what, man,… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I'm not crazy impressed with New York. I mean, I don't buy into that whole thing: Everyone in New York is all… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
Meeting Fidel Castro was really cool. It's cool because it's Fidel, and it's a world leader, and there's so much history behind… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I think people were a little bit too concerned about what I would or would not be allowed to say. So let… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I think that's always been part of the thinking behind the script, that - and I really tried really hard to impress… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I think everyone's kind of just whistling and pretending everything's OK. At the heart of this is the cover-up, and the misleading… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
It's not the norm when creators have any protections with regards to creative control. And so it took some time, I think,… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
Cuba was fantastic, at least just in terms of... Not to romanticize or glorify it, but just seeing a place that had… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I just feel like the country is guilty. I think we should be deeply ashamed for what we've done in Iraq, and… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I do think comics are a dying art form because newspapers are a dying medium. But it's not to say that in… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I have to remind myself - I think the population of the United States has been subjected to the most sophisticated form… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
Anyone will acknowledge that there's a lot of people other than those who are elected who run the government, and who are… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I'm kind of conscious and aware of how ridiculous everyone involved with politics or talking about politics, especially on television, is -… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there's so much stuff… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
It's not the norm when creators have any protections with regards to creative control. And so it took some time, I think, for the… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
Don't get me wrong, it definitely ain't the Democratic Party either. They're so bad, I mean I'm actually starting to believe that John Kerry… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
If your intentions are already bad, and then you still make giant mistakes, it seems like things just get worse. I get little joy… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
I think there's a lot of good and bad to L.A. One of the things you have to consider is that you can, if… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
Once I heard about the electronic voting machines, and how they weren't gonna be audited, and no one would be able to go in… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
That's not saying there's not a bunch of good Democrats. I'm sure there's a lot of people who still haven't figured that out yet… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
I just feel like the country is guilty. I think we should be deeply ashamed for what we've done in Iraq, and we've gotta… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast. — Aaron McGruder Copy Share
