Comedy Quotes · Page 238

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

— Kevin Hart

If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.

— Robin Williams

“It is always dangerous when your enemy has a sense of humor. Ask Batman.”

— ian mcdonald

Since doing comedy, I'm less of a show-off in real life.

— Joe Lycett

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.

— Alan Garner

With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes.

— Aziz Ansari

I think proteins are really good for your brain. And your brain is where comedy comes from.

— Carrie Brownstein

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one

— Will Rogers

I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. I'm not Ed Murrow up on the roof in a London fog reporting on the…

— Dennis Miller

There could be great thrillers or great dramas or great comedies made in that world but everyone's afraid of it. So you…

— George Ratliff

I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in…

— Seth Rogen

When it comes to comedy, they always say, "Jackée, whatever comes to your mind." But heaven forbid I can't think of something.…

— Jackee Harry

I remember before I did 'Boston Public,' I couldn't get seen for drama. Once I'd done 'Boston Public,' I couldn't get seen…

— Jessalyn Gilsig

I am so happy because I want more people to like martial arts movie not just martial arts audience. Even martial arts…

— Jet Li

Oh, man. He knows not what he does to my comedy bones. This is the one where it's all one side of…

— Andy Samberg

As fate is inexorable, and not to be moved either with tears or reproaches, an excess of sorrow is as foolish as…

— Seneca the Younger

Every comic will tell you that a lot of crowds play differently to different social commentary. Some people are really uptight about…

— Andrew Santino

"Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of…

— Bill Maher

I set out to become a comedian, and I said in order to do that the first thing I'll do is become…

— George Carlin

Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common…

— Clive James

What ignited the rocket that sent you up into the vast regions of comedy, and why? I would say, for me, that…

— Mel Brooks

I always cast people with a sense of humor because people that are super serious don't understand when I ask them to…

— David Gordon Green

Like every human we have to categorize ourselves, so you kind of start to build a mythos 'cause I had no information…

— Keegan-Michael Key

My background is all comedy. I've been doing improv since I was 17. It's funny, because when I meet people, I'm known…

— Derek Mears

“I couldn't help it: Brendan was abs-olutely pec-tacular, horrible puns intended and very accurate.”

— Cara Lynn Shultz

When the comedy community turned on me, I had a lot of reflecting to do.

— Carlos Mencia

Humor, however broad and genial, takes a narrower view than enthusiasm.

— Henry David Thoreau

My life is great because I laugh as much as I breathe and love as long as I live.

— Anonymous

There are some things on which you can't place a value, your laughter is one of them.

— Anonymous

I love mustaches with all my heart. There's just something about sketch comedy and mustaches.

— Will Forte

Fight scenes, comedy - all are insignificant to me at a personal level.

— Vikram Bhatt

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.

— Buster Keaton

In 20 years of comedy, I've probably had a dozen good points.

— Doug Stanhope

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it.

— Anonymous

I was a stand-up comedian for 10 years, if you can believe it. And I gave it up at age 22.

— Samm Levine

Comedy is unique in the sense that laughter is a palpable noise that everyone makes.

— Steve Coogan

“You don’t have to be stoned to crack up at a friend’s fantastic, perfect non sequitur.”

— Joseph Fink

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

— Sarah Silverman

I had no way to have a sense of humor about The Exorcist. I didn't know how. And this enabled me.

— Linda Blair

After making several tragic movies in a row, I was looking to do a comedy, and one without cynicism.

— Ang Lee