That awkward moment, when your the only one still laughing at the joke from 10 minutes ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I tend to despise individuals who say that age is just a number, It's clearly just a three letter word. — Gian Lewis Copy Share Image
I'm very, very open minded, but there will always be a spot in my heart for the comedy pieces. — Dylan Llewellyn Copy Share Image
Comedian sort of enjoys the darkness because, essentially, he's a thug. He's just not a nice guy. — Jeffrey Dean Morgan Copy Share Image
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I'm sure there are comedians who make jokes about me, but say something funny, not mean. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I've done stand-up at airport Holiday Inns and that's where you feel like you're doing comedy for people that hate it. — Karen Kilgariff Copy Share Image
I have always done my sketches, as people would say, for the fun of it... I have worked to amuse myself, and… — Aubrey Beardsley Copy Share Image
I performed stand-up because I didn't have to ask anyone's permission. My set was never joke-centric. It was a performance. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that. — Abe Burrows Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The important thing, once you get 'em laughing, is to keep 'em laughing until you're through. With a 90-minute feature, you've got… — Hal Roach Copy Share Image
Comedy is a comfortable yet challenging place for me. I will always feel an inner pressure to do my best and to… — Eddie McClintock Copy Share Image
“One of the study's authors, Dr. Lee Berk, is actually a humor researcher because, when you get right down to it, laughter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone in a work environment says a racist joke, I'm the kind of person who says, 'I'm sorry, I don't find… — David Schwimmer Copy Share Image
A thin line separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. Our lives constantly walk that line. When we slip… — Barbara Johnson Copy Share Image
Standups have all the talk shows, but you never see a sketch group on a talk show. Even on so-called variety shows,… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City)… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I used to think of myself as a comedian. I've always admired comedians. Their minds, the way in which they se the… — Al Pacino Copy Share Image
As someone who's been doing a lot of classical theater recently, I loved the idea of getting to run around in Steven… — Lily Rabe Copy Share Image
There's something strange about comedy requests. I guess if you enjoy something, why not hear it again? But there's something weird about… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
One does not contradict the other.Straight-faced is the basis of all decent comedy. — Christoph Waltz Copy Share Image
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
It seems to me that a man who is incapable of humor is capable of cruelty. — Bette Greene Copy Share Image
When I'm up there, I'm just thinking that I've got to make them laugh or they won't show up next time. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Writing comedy is the greatest spiritual gift you can give to anybody anytime. — Adriana Trigiani Copy Share Image
Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's important to have a sense of humor. You have to be able to laugh at yourself. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart, because who doesn't like to laugh? — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
“I am a kind of joke, but the question is: which kind? My job is to keep everyone guessing.” — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
“The secret to success, in all walks of life, is getting the right people to laugh at your jokes.” — James J. Rook Copy Share Image
