It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal. — Edgar Rice Burroughs Copy Share Image
I've been at it since 1967, and I still love it. There is nothing quite like making people laugh. — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
The essence of humor is sensibility; warm, tender fellow-feeling with all forms of existence. — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
I never did stand-up. If I've been funny ever, it was with other actors. — Valerie Harper Copy Share Image
Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he… — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
“Indeed, the pun is considered by many to be more distasteful than the common expletive. You might even say the pun is… — George Takei Copy Share Image
“A little while back, I won a couple of contests and was crowned the Funniest Kid Comic in all of New York.… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Because of 'SNL,' I don't have to tour alone, and I can write jokes with my friends and make people laugh, and… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
“Baby, it's either laugh or cry and crying takes way too much energy. If you can't find humor in the shit life… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“proof that free speech and the truth wrapped in a good joke will always be more persuasive and more powerful than identity… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
I hope to continue to support, to inspire, to motivate, to encourage... in the hopes that maybe the world can get a… — Alyssa Edwards Copy Share Image
I went to college as an economics major because that was the easiest major that could still please your Asian parents, and… — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
Laughter is a holy thing. It is as sacred as music and silence and solemnity, maybe more sacred. Laughter is like a… — Ted Loder Copy Share Image
I did a lot of theatre when I started out. It was the Lyceum, the Citz, the Tron and the Traverse. I… — Ashley Jensen Copy Share Image
I have this JPM thing: jokes per minute. I've worked out that I should get in about 12 punchlines in five minutes.… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
[on making the transition from the comedy "Mary Tyler Moore" (1970) to its dramatic spin-off series "Lou Grant" (1977)] We were really… — Ed Asner Copy Share Image
When I first graduated college, I told my parents I'd try to pursue comedy for the first year or two, and if… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
I'm a creature of adaptation. I take advantage of the second and the moment. My comedy breathes; it's not really that predictable.… — Tommy Davidson Copy Share Image
You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
A buddha laughs too, but his laughter has the quality of a smile. His laughter has the feminine quality of grace. When… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“Laughter is, indeed, the only sane response to the world we live in.” — Cap'n Fatty Goodlander Copy Share Image
The only way to silence a room that's laughing at you is to sort of take over. — Peter Sarsgaard Copy Share Image
“The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!” — Ray S. Jones Copy Share Image
I don't really like sketch shows and panel shows. I just can't get my head round them. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. — Werner Heisenberg Copy Share Image
Just because you're laughing, it doesn't mean the audience will, necessarily. — Jon Tenney Copy Share Image
Humor is just making fun of a situation. But humor is what gets people through a lot of things. — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image