Comedy Quotes · Page 240

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

— Bill Hicks

I am in fear, there is no humour left in public life because of this fear.

— Narendra Modi

Laugh a lot,a good sense of humor cures almost all of lifes ill's.

— Nix

Be inwardly ever newly joyous, like the ever-fresh laughing waters of a gurgling brook.

— Paramahansa Yogananda

Progress is nothing but the victory of laughter over dogma.

— Benjamin De Casseres

Laughter is timeless,imagination has no age,dreams are forever.

— Walt Disney

Anywhere, anytime, I'd sacrifice the finest nuance for a laugh, the most elegant trope for a smile.

— Edward Abbey

“Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year.”

— Derek The Ghost

“In moments the whole assembly was rocking with jeering laughter as I stood ridiculously before them. My hands clenched uncontrollably; I had…

— Teresa Denys

I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons…

— Todd Barry

My philosophy is making a movie is difficult enough and I just feel as if you should have a really good time…

— Will Packer

I spend a lot of time on social media and people ask me if the abuse I get is upsetting, but working…

— David Baddiel

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they…

— Norman Wisdom

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And…

— Jimmy Kimmel

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.

— Donald Glover

For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.

— J. B. Smoove

I did a guest shot on a comedy series where they did 20 to 30 takes of everything. It's just gone by…

— Dick Van Dyke

George W. Bush gave a commencement speech at Southern Methodist University this weekend. It was pretty inspirational. He said, 'As I like…

— Jimmy Fallon

I went to Dartmouth College so simply by being an Indian-American woman, I was already so statistically interesting. And then the fact…

— Mindy Kaling

I've definitely seen things that have made me laugh. And there's some things that are really smart and like, "Oh man, we…

— Dan Trachtenberg

I started quite young at school, compering a charity event at an old people's home. I would do stand up and impressions…

— Armando Iannucci

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all…

— Drew Carey

I sometimes wonder, the tendency for anybody, especially when you're with friends and you're in the trenches, is to laugh at the…

— Christopher Daniels

A hilarious academic novel that'll send you laughing (albeit ruefully) back into the trenches of the classroom. . . . [A] mordant…

— Maureen Corrigan

You live your comedic life close to the edge, you're gonna cross the line and offend people.

— Charlie Day

People say that laughter is the best medicine...my face must be curing the world!

— Anonymous

George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy.

— Tracy Morgan

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

— Mike Epps

C'x Just these little things make me laugh to the point I can't breathe. c':

— Anonymous

I think the best comedy enlightens, informs, and changes the way people look at the world.

— Adam Conover

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

— Ethel Barrymore

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

— Anonymous

People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough.

— Mignon McLaughlin

Laughter heals, gives solace, and is life enhancing.

— Liz Carpenter

I'd rather write about laughing than crying, For laughter makes men human, and courageous.

— Francois Rabelais

I took a stand-up comedy class because I'd always wanted to.

— Jeanie Buss

I think that a big part of comedy is being made fun of, and it is looking silly or looking stupid.

— Alison Brie

A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk.

— Cynthia Heimel

People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'

— Sid Caesar

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

— Michael Buble