Lee Evans

I have nightmares constantly.

— Lee Evans

I'd love to be Jack Dee - he's brilliant.

— Lee Evans

I'm an idiot. I'm not an actor. I'm just Lee.

— Lee Evans

Comedy is all about that, it comes from fear.

— Lee Evans

I suppose there's a mad side to me.

— Lee Evans

I don't even consider myself a comedian.

— Lee Evans

I'm very quiet at parties.

— Lee Evans

I don't want anyone to dislike me.

— Lee Evans

I accept who I am. I know my place in society. I'm just a pleb havin' a go.

— Lee Evans

When I'm about to die I want to know that I've done something constructive.

— Lee Evans

I've always been a slightly edgy and nervous bloke.

— Lee Evans

I wasn't sporty or academic, so to avoid getting picked on I'd play the fool.

— Lee Evans

I consider myself insignificant, nowhere near as good as my peers are.

— Lee Evans

I'm a nightmare to live with because I'm always working.

— Lee Evans

We used to quote Mel Brooks lines when we grew up. He's my biggest hero.

— Lee Evans

I just want to be really good at doing stand up.

— Lee Evans

I'm motivated by fear of failure. It's a personal mission to say to all those people from years ago, 'Look, I'm seriously…

— Lee Evans

I think it's healthier to be happy with yourself instead of trying to beat yourself up all the time, which I had…

— Lee Evans

When I started with the comedy me and my wife never thought that it would pay the mortgage. It was just something…

— Lee Evans

My dad always said to me, 'You have got to work,' so I constantly worked and did comedy tours.

— Lee Evans

There are no pictures of me in work mode in the house and no awards. You've got to try to have a…

— Lee Evans

I went to art college for two years and I absolutely loved it. I was this shy, kind of fuzzy-haired idiot from…

— Lee Evans

Ask any physical comedian and they'll say the same thing. There are so many dark moments in comedy.

— Lee Evans

My father is passionately Welsh, he had it drilled into him as a kid. They're very proud of their flag and their…

— Lee Evans

I've cleaned toilets, and if I have to go and clean toilets again it doesn't worry me. I cleaned toilets in Southend,…

— Lee Evans

We were very working class and there is that chip on your shoulder from day one, but then I went to art…

— Lee Evans

Meeting Mel Brooks was like talking to a drum kit. He talks in rhythm - it's like 'Ba-ba-da, ba-ba-daaa, whoossssh.' 'Endgame' is…

— Lee Evans

When I'm at home I'm Lee, I take out the rubbish and I take Molly to school in the mornings. When I'm…

— Lee Evans

My dad's Welsh and my mum's Irish, and they're always rowing. If I went in and said that I'd been working with…

— Lee Evans

I was bullied everywhere I went by the kids, by the teachers. I never knew exactly why. It was probably because I…

— Lee Evans

There should be room for everything in the West End, be that a blockbuster musical or a good straight play. I would…

— Lee Evans

Yeah, we toured the Orkneys once. In a tiny biplane which they shot out of a catapult. And then we got off…

— Lee Evans

I'm such a pleb, I know how lucky I am.

— Lee Evans

“I always preferred Harpo to Groucho Marx.”

— Lee Evans

I'm so scared when I'm not performing.

— Lee Evans

“Rent 'em, Tape 'em, F**k 'em.”

— Lee Evans

I do what interests me.

— Lee Evans

I'm not confident with myself.

— Lee Evans

I'm just not built for schmoozing.

— Lee Evans

“Books Can Fuel Your Dreams!”

— Lee Evans