“Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and they will laugh even harder!” — Judith Ann McDowell Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're laughing at a joke and then you realize...its about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody mountain bikes anymore - or ever did - in comedy, so I have to go by myself. — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
You know all those young people watching Comedy Central love 'Frasier.' — Abbi Jacobson Copy Share Image
My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
“...you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep the world from running you plumb crazy” — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
“We had any number of clocks surrounding us, and every one of them at one time or another exhibited a lively sense… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
The truth is that I don't really understand the concept of having an old-fashioned sense of humour, because to me fashion is… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Nothing against comedy clubs, they work. But when you're sitting with a tablecloth and a candle and an appetizer menu, three-drink minimum,… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
You can't wait forever for an audience to get the joke, but you should give them at least two seconds to join… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
Stand-up will always come first. I've been doing it for 22 years, and nothing compares to that connection you have with the… — Billy Gardell Copy Share Image
I like to make people laugh. I like that kind of silly stuff. For me, it's a natural thing to want to… — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
Scott and I had just worked with Jimmy Pardo doing a live show over the summer. And it was a lot of… — B. J. Porter Copy Share Image
I've tried to create a comedy that doesn't look like any other comedy. Maybe traditionally in TV there has been a kind… — Melina Matsoukas Copy Share Image
If the audience is responding very well to comedians that are hacks, and I don't do well, I don't feel as bad,… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Better to operate with detachment, then; better to have a way but infuse it with a little humor; best, to have no… — Lewis Hyde Copy Share Image
I find it incredibly boring when people are mean about some individuals, especially if the individual has no power. I can understand… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
When part of what you're trying to get at is the truth hidden under a taboo, or when you want to nail… — Todd Solondz Copy Share Image
In keeping with the theme of "I got my hands on," my brother and I would listen to The Diceman Cometh. That… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
“Hey Circe, how come your horoscope predictions are never that a hot girl is gonna fall madly in love with me forever… — Charlie Fey Copy Share Image
“Funny way to spend your life, though, studying another chap's versifying.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I get more satisfaction out of comedy stuff. I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact. — Hugh Grant Copy Share Image
I'm not temperamentally into high comedy. I'm not a Noel Coward kind of girl. — Kelly Reilly Copy Share Image
“So, what you’re basically telling me is death is boring but no worse than hanging out with family.” — John Zakour Copy Share Image
I'm not a big 'scripted comedy' person necessarily. I'm open for wherever comedy can be found. — Jonathan Krisel Copy Share Image
I was just never discouraged from doing something wacky like trying to be a comedian. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
“Sam: I've never considered myself a finicky eater. No pie ever crossed my path and survived.” — Jaime Reed Copy Share Image
When you make a joke ans someone you hate laughs,No bitch you arent aloud to laugh!:) — Gorgeous_girl Copy Share Image
Comedy can be very freeing. Laughter truly is the best medicine. — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
