God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI

Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday?Happy Birthday!

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife

Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife

CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife

Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife

The hours turned to days,
days to weeks,
and weeks to months.
Nothing has changed,
I'm still in love
and
you're still gone.

Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.

"If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Happiness cannot be found
when you seek it for yourself
but when you give it to others,
it will find it's way back to you
that's the mystery of happiness
it grows when shared.

Thousands of languages around this world
but
"smile" can beat them all.
Because
"Smile" is the Language even a BABY can speak..