(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)
Loading...A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai???
Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81,
5 carore rupay,
Apki beti se shadi,
Usa ka viza,
2 sal ka honeymoon,
7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.
(10 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5)Loading...Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Rooh ka daman bhi sath chod jayega,
Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo,
Kal kya pata kon kiski zindgi se chala jayega.
(19 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)Loading...Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu
Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)
(19 votes, average: 3.37 out of 5)Loading...Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Keh na pana humari majboori hai,
Aap kyun nahi samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko bhi zuban dena zaroori hai.
(11 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)Loading...Kahin andhaira to kahin shaam hogi,
Meri her khushi tere naam hogi,
Kuch mang k to daikh humse,
Bijli, pani k bill or qarz main dubi,
Property tere naam ho gi..
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Life is just a fun,
It passes like none.
life we pass is just a game,
It finishes like a flame.
Life may be passed or made
Life may be happy or sad.
Life is knife for sad people,
It is a pretty world for mad people
(41 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)Loading...Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...har koi in honton pe muskan lana nahi janta,
har koi is dil ko churana nahi janta,
ek tum hi to ho jo hum se jeet gaye,
warna har koi humain harana nahi janta.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Aapke sms ko Ehsaan mante hai,
Jawab dena emaan mante hai,
Woh aur hai jo pyaar mein jaan dete hai,
Hum to apko hi apni jaan mante hai.
(14 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)Loading..."Change can't be given to you every time,
You Must Bring the Change"
Great lines said by
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Mr. Gul Khan, Bus Conductor.
(Now read once again).:-D
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Khamosh thay hum to magroor samaj liya,
Chup hai hum to majboor samaj liya,
Yehi aap ki khushnasibi hai ke hum itne qarib hain,
Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya.