SMS / Text Messages

I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

“Get Well Soon‚

Rs.500 for each money-saving idea

Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it's employees.

First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p

Doesn't know his wife's opinion

When a married man says:
"I'll think about it" ,
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p =d

Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna

Dil to karta hai zindagi ko kisi qaatil k hawalay kar doon SAAHIL
Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna mujhay acha nahi lagta

Ik taraf judai ka tazkira bhi jari hai

Tanha chor ker hum ko hasla bhi dete ho,
Saans cheen ker jeenay ki dua bhi dete ho,

Ik taraf judai ka tazkira bhi jari hai,
Aur muskuranay ka mashwara bhi detay ho

Take good care of yourself

You mean a lot to me....
and so does your Health and Happiness.
So Here's a wish to say
& Take good care of Yourself !

I am teaching history.

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,"Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.

How To Do Earlobe Kiss

A great kiss to to perform while you're taking a break from lip kisses,
The earlobe kiss involves taking someone's earlobe lightly between your lips
and tugging gently downward.
For a more intense earlobe kiss,
add a little bit of tongue,
or use a gentle sucking motion on their earlobe.

If u were my husband / wife

If you were my husband,
I would poison your coffee

If you were my wife
I would drink it.

The most "hungry + sad" moment

The most "hungry + sad" moment
.
.
.
When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".

You r getting better & better

Just close ur eyes &
feel the bluish white rays of healing coming from god
&
pretend that u r b'come better & better
every moment,get well soon dear

Dest kehne wale

Jaankar unko, hai is baat ko jaana humne,
kis kadar palat-te hain yeh khud ko dost kehne wale.