Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,

koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich...

My phone is like my lover...
It's the last thing I see at night,
and the first thing
I wake up to ever morning!

Hume apne dil mein basaye rakhna,
hamari yaadon k chirag jalaye rakhna,

bahut lamba hai safar zindagi ka mere dƒöst,
ek hissa hume bhi banaye rakhna.

Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't

1. know what time it is
2. be able to solve a math question
3. know a single phone number
4. know the date
5. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house
6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time
7. be able to wake up from an alarm in the morning
8. find my way in the dark.

Pathan's wife bought a
Beautiful sweater for her husband...
She sent it to him by parcel
Along with a note ... That said
"the buttons of d sweater r removed
Since they were too heavy & added
To the postage. U'll find 'em
In d right hand pocket of the sweater"

At night if mosquito bites what to do..?
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Just scratch n sleep again !
We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry:p

Koi gila,koi shikwa na rahe aapse,
yeh aarzoo hai k silsila rahe aapse,

bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse,
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse.