The best way to
release office stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud
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"Bhaar Main Jaye Company ...":D

Haalat pay meri hasnay hasaney aaja,
jhooti hi sahi par sachi ansoon bhane aaja

khuwab ko kiya sajana,woh toh bhikar gaye
ana hai agar toh meri zindagi swaarne aaja!

Breaking news by Geo :
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan... "
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .

Tumhari hansi ki ek nazar yaad aati hay,
Zindagi ki har shaam subah nazar aati hay,

Jab say daikha hay tujhey dil ki aankhon say,
Har shakal bus teri hi nazar aati ha..

Arz hai

pyar chupta nahi ankhen chupane se,
dil rukta nahi kisi k samjane se.

Ruk jati hai dhadkan tujhe bhul jane se,
hum tujhe yaad karte hai jeene k bahane se.

1st friend: Bro can i use your phone
to call my girlfirned?
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2nd friend: Yeah sure,
just hit redial

Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
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Simple
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Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p

Arz hai:
Dil ke angan se chand ka didar ho gaya,
mai dewana ho gaya,chand badalo mai kho gaya,

maine badal hatne ka intjar kiya,
tabtak chand kisi aur ka ho gaya..