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6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

U r a nice person...

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U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Mental hospital is not so far

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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

How good I play the guitar ???

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boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

How Pakistani professors speak english

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How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don't dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away...
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I'm here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.