Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can't believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P
Insult SMS / Text {funny insult SMS jokes in Hindi, English & Urdu}
Insult SMS / Text Messages
What is the full form of singh
(63 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)
Loading...What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.
Aaj naha lo, please
(49 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...
How Pakistani professors speak english
(79 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)Loading...How Pakistani professors speak english,
1. Don't dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away...
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I'm here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.
A child uses its thumb 2 chew
(41 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
So I Am Texting You..:P :P
(65 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)Loading...Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ?
Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World.
Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So Sweet Of You :) :)
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Boy: But She Is Not Replying
So I Am Texting You..:P :P
Pretty or Ugly ?
(81 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly
Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude
(133 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude
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Sweety ! Don't Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!
Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers
Your teeths r like stars
(87 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)Loading...Boy: your teeth are like the stars
Girl: awww ... Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?
Boy: no, far away from each other.
Muskurati bohut ho
(88 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!
U r like a coin
(114 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."
Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"
Boy: "No, Two Faced"
Read each word Reversely
(59 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)Loading...Read each word Reversely:
A'
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
'...ylesreveR