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List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.


posted in Insult SMS

A child uses its thumb 2 chew

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A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms


posted in Insult SMS


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So I Am Texting You..:P :P

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Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ?

Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World.

Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So Sweet Of You :) :)
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Boy: But She Is Not Replying
So I Am Texting You..:P :P


posted in Insult SMS

Phol barsao mera dost aya hai

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Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"
Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.


posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Poetry SMS

I put my dog out of the window

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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
'TWINS TWINS'


posted in Insult SMS

Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho

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Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho


posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Misleading SMS, Poetry SMS

Pretty or Ugly ?

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Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly


posted in Insult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes


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U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..


posted in April Fools SMS, Insult SMS, Misleading SMS

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