Insult SMS / Text Messages

List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
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! U 2

Roses r lal skies r nila

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Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :p

U r like a coin

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Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."

Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"

Boy: "No, Two Faced"

Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene

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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

International day for mentally disabled

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Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have done‚¦‚¦‚¦

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Why do men chase women?

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Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.