List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.
Insult SMS / Text Messages
When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute"
u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"
Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.
Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ?
Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World.
Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So Sweet Of You :) :)
Boy: But She Is Not Replying
So I Am Texting You..:P :P
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
Bf : You Are Both
Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.