Insult SMS / Text Messages

List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.

Your teeths r like stars

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Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww ... Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.

Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

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No visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

A monkey has been severely injured

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Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

I have lots of jokes in my inbox

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"

I love your smile

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Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

Evil made a mother-in-law.

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God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

When somebody who is deeply in love

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When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That's true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind