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List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.


posted in Insult SMS


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Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho

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Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho


posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Misleading SMS, Poetry SMS

Pretty or Ugly ?

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Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly


posted in Insult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..


posted in April Fools SMS, Insult SMS, Misleading SMS

Close ur eyes n think about yourself

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Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)


posted in Insult SMS, Misleading SMS

Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

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Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

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Sweety ! Don't Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!

Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers


posted in Insult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Only you were selected

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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.


posted in Insult SMS, Misleading SMS

Your teeths r like stars

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Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww ... Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.



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posted in Insult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

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