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List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.


posted in Insult SMS

When u feel sad....

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When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute"
u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!


posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS


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What is the full form of singh

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What is the full form of singh:

S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.


posted in Insult SMS

Hey friend remember that without stupidity

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Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!


posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS

A child uses its thumb 2 chew

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A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms


posted in Insult SMS

So I Am Texting You..:P :P

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Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ?

Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World.

Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So Sweet Of You :) :)
.
.
.
Boy: But She Is Not Replying
So I Am Texting You..:P :P


posted in Insult SMS

Phol barsao mera dost aya hai

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Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"
Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.


posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Poetry SMS


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I put my dog out of the window

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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
'TWINS TWINS'


posted in Insult SMS

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