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List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.

posted in Insult SMS


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An extra sense is NON SENSE.

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Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

posted in Insult SMS

Roses r lal skies r nila

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Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :p

posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS

Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene

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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Poetry SMS

U r like a coin

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Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."

Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"

Boy: "No, Two Faced"

posted in Insult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

International day for mentally disabled


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Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have done‚¦‚¦‚¦

posted in Insult SMS

Why do men chase women?

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Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

posted in Insult SMS

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