A woman is like a tea bag --
you never know how strong she is
until she gets in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Happy Women's Day

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE‚.

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

The history of all times and of today especially,
teaches that women will be forgotten
if they forget to think about themselves
-- Louise Otto

While v were learning to speak,
our mom understood everythng v tried to say.
Today v speak a lot & claim "mom,u don't understand!"
How life changes.N so do WE..
Love & Respect all Women (mother, sister, friend, etc)

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
"Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain"

On women's day,
I'm thinking about the special ways you have made my life better.
The little things, the not-so-little things...
Your kindness, the way you always listen and pay attention to me.
You make my world .